This is the Big One, Mets Fans!

This is what you've all been waiting for. You, too, can have your own lunatic owner with a bunch of cash, questionable fashion taste and a yen for firing the shit out of people.

Big Stein. The Donald. It all just makes sense. Say what you want about Steinbrenner, the guy poured boatloads [deadpan] of cash into the Yankees until they were The Greatest Sports Franchise In The History of History.

Fittingly, for the Mets, The Donald is like Big Stein, Jr. Or, Lil' Stein, or Mini Stein, Bankin Stein, whatevs. He's the cheesy Steinbrenner. But! He's got the cash and the "Fuck You" attitude that George was notorious for.

Trump would come in, fire these empty shirts Alderson and Manager Whatshisface and get the Mets back to glory! While the Yankees are being classy and a First Rate Organization, the Mets can be out on the streets making some weirdo sales pitch to fans for Ralph Lauren Polo or Will. I .Am or something. The battle for New York has only just begun Mets fans. Take it back - with a vengeance.

The Donald will absolutely clean house in the locker room, too. Oliver Perez: Ya Fired. John Maine: Fired. Jason Isringhausen: Deja Vu All Over Again Ya Fired. And, of course, Luis Castillo. When he bounces Castillo he will most certainly let him know that not only would Omarosa have made that catch on the A-Rod pop up, but she would have crushed his skull mid-cunilingus induced orgasm immediately thereafter.

We Believe!